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  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
  • Taylor Swift: Hey I just met you
  • Taylor Swift: and this is crazy
  • Taylor Swift: but i'll write a song..
  • Taylor Swift: about you maybe
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  • normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
  • me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
  • Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
  • Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
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